Everything that happens will happen today. I post random stuff here. Might have porn so beware. Be Bold Be Brass Have Sex without lube.Tumblr (3.0; @samalamalamalam)http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/<p>Shut up</p>http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/48394466887http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/48394466887Sat, 20 Apr 2013 01:07:23 +0100<blockquote> <ul><li><strong>Name: </strong>Sam</li> <li><strong>Height: 6</strong><span>’2”</span></li> <li><strong>Eye Color</strong>: Brown</li> <li><strong>Birthday: 17th October</strong></li> <li><strong>Favorite colour:</strong> Blue<strong><br/></strong></li> <li><strong>Best school subject(s): Music</strong></li> <li><strong>Mac or PC: PC</strong><span><br/></span></li> <li><strong>Current shirt colour:</strong> Dark Blue and Orange</li> <li><strong>Day or night:</strong> Night</li> <li><strong>Favourite Food:</strong> Pizza</li> </ul></blockquote> <p></p>http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/48393791361http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/48393791361Sat, 20 Apr 2013 00:58:16 +0100<p>That Margaret from Regular Show looks like the bird from the Arizona Cardinals logo so therefore she sucks.</p>http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/48250428174http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/48250428174Thu, 18 Apr 2013 03:45:51 +0100sucksdickregular show<p>Don&#8217;t expect me to top the Morrissey gif</p>http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/48203251211http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/48203251211Wed, 17 Apr 2013 16:39:43 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/949ea2a6004a39e942b46b5fce153687/tumblr_mldfrrjEYW1rotnawo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d043082d254f409282d3a69879b138ed/tumblr_mldfrrjEYW1rotnawo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Crap</p>http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/48166557187http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/48166557187Wed, 17 Apr 2013 02:45:11 +0100<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A0mDqNLEDedT9u7XdM25nl5&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Best song</p>http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/48165013546http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/48165013546Wed, 17 Apr 2013 02:27:25 +0100morrisseymozzabetrayal<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1a19761548be26946233ff6305358bc/tumblr_mldlaebl801r7zl2fo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>All those who reblogged that gif I posted. Have more Mozza</p>http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/48164845986http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/48164845986Wed, 17 Apr 2013 02:25:26 +0100morrisseysexydangerously thinmarry me<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bb96f068a92bd980259c10eea8468185/tumblr_ml61bm6tNx1r7zl2fo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Morrissey playing the chocolate</p>http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47816955001http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47816955001Sat, 13 Apr 2013 00:30:58 +0100morrisseysexychocolate<p>I like the version where it&#8217;s just Jon on his own talking to himself. It&#8217;s so depressing and funny</p>http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47766120235http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47766120235Fri, 12 Apr 2013 07:32:37 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jeimI6hj1qb5gkjo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jeimI6hj1qb5gkjo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. <strong>What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality</strong>.</p> </blockquote>http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47766073919http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47766073919Fri, 12 Apr 2013 07:31:20 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca5cbd77ee6a37efd76ff2480c949aca/tumblr_ml44c5nCcI1s4l2soo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47732999726http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47732999726Thu, 11 Apr 2013 23:44:22 +0100<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A0TfNOPYgiubsxFd91WIkEY&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/>http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47230762490http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47230762490Sat, 06 Apr 2013 00:59:11 +0100main sourcenas<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pMMY6lxJ4no?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>@rule34_rabbit</p>http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47230650306http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47230650306Sat, 06 Apr 2013 00:57:42 +0100lol<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37ja5h2sy1qi23vmo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://princeofpeaches.tumblr.com/post/47223461826/pizzaforpresident-psyducked-when-a-guy-who">princeofpeaches</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rhyse.ca/post/46648375048/psyducked-when-a-guy-who-lasts-forever-finally">pizzaforpresident</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://psyducked.tumblr.com/post/46648029053/when-a-guy-who-lasts-forever-finally-blows-his">psyducked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when a guy who lasts forever finally blows his load</p> </blockquote> <p>that is the grossest thing i have ever read i’ll never look at pooh the same way</p> </blockquote> <p>i will spontaneously laugh out loud because of this for years to come</p> </blockquote>http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47228698209http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47228698209Sat, 06 Apr 2013 00:32:02 +0100<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A22NLm3IIR9NLG0cUYtmHMW&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Awesome</p>http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47228649766http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47228649766Sat, 06 Apr 2013 00:31:23 +0100awesomemaxwellpretty wingsblacksummers'night<p>Tumbler is weird when you&#8217;re drunk</p>http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47143205765http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47143205765Fri, 05 Apr 2013 00:08:52 +0100drunk<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/423c83c122499d2597765af129797b49/tumblr_mkq7pi6R1Z1rtfn13o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://commodore-amiga.tumblr.com/post/47099002284/furries-discuss-double-rainboom">commodore-amiga</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Furries discuss Double Rainboom</p> </blockquote> <p>Can’t beat a bit of Banatyne</p>http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47099206660http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47099206660Thu, 04 Apr 2013 11:33:54 +0100<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hWyN5nc4iGI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Art Garfunkel… on Arthur…</p>http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47097241074http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47097241074Thu, 04 Apr 2013 10:26:12 +0100art garfunkelarthur<p>North Korea is just country full of pussies.</p>http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47061818992http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47061818992Thu, 04 Apr 2013 00:47:05 +0100pussies<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A7bt41cmNUkjCP8CQekIwBO&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Isn’t it nice, sugar and spice. Luring disco dollies to a life of vice.</p>http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47030294435http://samalamalamalam.tumblr.com/post/47030294435Wed, 03 Apr 2013 17:37:34 +0100greatestsongeversexdwarf